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Just a place for the random ramblings of a nerd...like over half of tumbler, yay originality.
coryruinseverything: tempura-wizard: shiny-feraligatr: humorousrain: protosaber363: raikissu: getonthelizard: effyeahpegasister: Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you. Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz Sonic 3 and Knuckles: You’re some mutant freak of a rodent with a fox who doesnt try to eat you running around nowhere while another mutant freak and an old bald guy try and stop you…and emeralds have mythical abilites somehow..? Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance: You’re a blue haired boy who makes a bunch of friends and stops this other group controlled by another guy who has blue haired (he is not the boy’s father). The boy makes friends with famous people and those famous people give the boy more friends. He makes half-animal friends and together, they stop the other blue haired guy and save the continent from an evil man. Kid Icarus: Uprising: You’re a kawaii as hell dorky angel who’s friendless and can’t fly without the help of this goddess who makes puns like, every two seconds. They also break the forth wall often and don’t shut up and the both of them are trying to protect the humans from the Underworld forces and stuff. And then there are a ton of other gods who are insane as heck who you end up getting help from or fight against and they also crack jokes/puns/break 4th walls/etc. And then the dorky kawaii angel gets cloned and then a dorky and sugoi as heck angel is created and at times he tries to beat up the dorky kawaii angel and at other times he tries to help him. Boktai: You’re supposed to go outside to play it. MegaMan Legends: Your girlfriend’s a bitch and makes you dig for treasure. Mass Effect: Have fun trying to make people believe we’ll be invaded by Space Lobsters, THEN save their asses with no thanks when they do invade.

coryruinseverything:

tempura-wizard:

shiny-feraligatr:

humorousrain:

protosaber363:

raikissu:

getonthelizard:

effyeahpegasister:

Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up

Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.

Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz

Sonic 3 and Knuckles: You’re some mutant freak of a rodent with a fox who doesnt try to eat you running around nowhere while another mutant freak and an old bald guy try and stop you…and emeralds have mythical abilites somehow..?

Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance: You’re a blue haired boy who makes a bunch of friends and stops this other group controlled by another guy who has blue haired (he is not the boy’s father). The boy makes friends with famous people and those famous people give the boy more friends. He makes half-animal friends and together, they stop the other blue haired guy and save the continent from an evil man.

Kid Icarus: Uprising: You’re a kawaii as hell dorky angel who’s friendless and can’t fly without the help of this goddess who makes puns like, every two seconds. They also break the forth wall often and don’t shut up and the both of them are trying to protect the humans from the Underworld forces and stuff. And then there are a ton of other gods who are insane as heck who you end up getting help from or fight against and they also crack jokes/puns/break 4th walls/etc. And then the dorky kawaii angel gets cloned and then a dorky and sugoi as heck angel is created and at times he tries to beat up the dorky kawaii angel and at other times he tries to help him.

Boktai: You’re supposed to go outside to play it.

MegaMan Legends: Your girlfriend’s a bitch and makes you dig for treasure.

Mass Effect: Have fun trying to make people believe we’ll be invaded by Space Lobsters, THEN save their asses with no thanks when they do invade.

Pokémon Facts: Reblog to win a Shiny Cyndaquil!!!

pokem0nfacts:

Cyndaquil | Level 1
Aaron | 06293 | White
Modest | Blaze | 31 30 31 30 31 31 [HP: Grass 70]
Tackle, Leer, Quick Attack, Flamethrower
[Hatched at Skyarrow Bridge]

For your chance to win this shiny Cyndaquil, ready to be EV trained and be used in battle, simply reblog this post. In two weeks a random reblogger will be chosen and a trade will be arranged through inbox. You may enter as many times as you like and you don’t have to be following! Please note this is only available to Pokémon Black and White games.

One day left everyone, good luck!

sprite37: potentialforart: THIS IS THE MOMENT YOU ALL WAITED FOR YOU GUYS. IT’S DONE. IT’S REALLY FINALLY DONE!!!!!!!!! Anyone who doesn’t reblog/like this is stupid. Holy damn, just, DAMN.

sprite37:

potentialforart:

THIS IS THE MOMENT YOU ALL WAITED FOR YOU GUYS.

IT’S DONE.

IT’S REALLY FINALLY DONE!!!!!!!!!

Anyone who doesn’t reblog/like this is stupid.

Holy damn, just, DAMN.

How to be classy in three easy steps:

werewolfmali:

crevan-grietje:

davescoolshit:

chatsu1337:

equiusz:

thatartyholmesian:

tuesunefraise:

  1. Open this tab.
  2. Open this tab.
  3. Open this tab.

SO GLAD THIS IS BACK

oh god yes yes yes yes yes

hold on im gonna go make some tea

or some coffee

hmm

ill get a fedora too

oh my god you have no idea how happy this combo makes me

My classy levels broke my ceiling, thank you.

oh my good sir i do believe this is quite a lovely evening

BRINGS THIS BACK

MAN, I NEEDED THIS.

True classiness right here.

(Source: the-vashta-nerada)

What do the people know you as, hero?

pinubers:

tuttifruittisummerlove:

liobi:

striderprovider:

chicksdigthephoenix:

blindjokes:

cottonball:

captain-raptor:

Captain Raptor, The Spiritual Killer.

oh

cathy, The World Cannibal.


… +w+

spider-man, The Sexy Protector.

svae e,e

camila, The Celestial Animator.

wOW WOW WW WHAT

habu, The Altruistic Pirate

love it 

Liobi, The Divine Convict.

I’M NOT SURE???? 

pearl, The Hell’s Activist.

ＴＨＥ　ＬＯＲＤ　ＳＡＴＡＮ　ＡＰＰＲＯＶＥＳ

Pinubers, the Terror’s Model.

wtf?

Nexis, the Friendly Paladin.

I smite evil!  And bake cookies for the neighbors c:

(Source: repository-of-lost-things)

heyhocloudy: pomnompled: makkon: lavenderharmony: rainbowdash-likesgirls: missrebellious: alwaysblind: metalturtle: kcjo: Aerogel, also know as frozen smoke, is the world’s lowest density solid, clocking in at 96% air. If you hold a small piece in your hand, it’s practically impossible to either see or feel, but if you poke it, it’s like styrofoam. It supports up to 4,000 times its own weight and can withstand a direct blast from two pounds of dynamite. It’s also the best insulator in existence. Chemistry at its finest can i eat that Why don’t we use this for everything?!? This shit is about the coolest thing ever.  It’s such a great insulator that a thin layer of it will protect anything from the heat of a bunsen burner. Even though it’s incredibly light and has an extremely low density, its lattice-like molecular structure makes it able to hold objects much greater in mass. What if you got loads of it, and made a bed, you could pretend you were a pegasus Possibly one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen. Again, because science boner. holy shit science woo!!! I love science.

heyhocloudy:

pomnompled:

makkon:

lavenderharmony:

rainbowdash-likesgirls:

missrebellious:

alwaysblind:

metalturtle:

kcjo:

Aerogel, also know as frozen smoke, is the world’s lowest density solid, clocking in at 96% air. If you hold a small piece in your hand, it’s practically impossible to either see or feel, but if you poke it, it’s like styrofoam. It supports up to 4,000 times its own weight and can withstand a direct blast from two pounds of dynamite. It’s also the best insulator in existence.

Chemistry at its finest

can i eat that

Why don’t we use this for everything?!?

This shit is about the coolest thing ever. 

It’s such a great insulator that a thin layer of it will protect anything from the heat of a bunsen burner.

Even though it’s incredibly light and has an extremely low density, its lattice-like molecular structure makes it able to hold objects much greater in mass.

What if you got loads of it, and made a bed, you could pretend you were a pegasus

Possibly one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen.

Again, because science boner.

holy shit science

woo!!!

I love science.

(via adriofthedead)

aintasuperhero:

havingbeenbreathedout:

Oh heavens, this is PERFECT. Amazing noir-themed 2007 photoshoot by national treasure Annie Liebovitz for Vanity Fair, and featuring a whole slew of my favorite actors. Talk about writing prompts. (I’m shipping the Angelica Huston & Sharon Stone characters).

A few more images here.

i want to bone them all

(via pinubers)